For students who’ve made just enough questionable life choices to keep things interesting.
The Majoring in Regret (and maybe Psych) tee is the official uniform for mid-semester breakdowns, existential crises, and awkward family dinners. It's soft, comfortable, and just self-aware enough to get a knowing nod in the hallway.
Made from heavyweight 100% cotton and featuring a bold front print, this unisex classic is built to survive coffee spills, stress naps, and whatever happens during finals week. And at this price? It's practically textbook-cheap.
💸 Why you need it (besides emotional support):
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100% US-grown cotton
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Classic fit = easy, relaxed wear
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Tag-free comfort = no distractions from your spiral
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Crisp front print = dark academia meets dark humor
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Ethically made — because even regret deserves a conscience
🎁 Pro tip: Grab one for yourself and one for your group chat bestie. Laugh through the pain together.
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
